What really happened…
Bradley gets fed up with Ellen’s picture taking incompetence
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out
but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around
he’s like guys
what’s happening guys
I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING
GUYS IM SERIOUS
LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED
the future King of England
I ship Gwen and bridges
"I thought I could get it. She was very lackadaisical, so I said, ‘ok, I’ll pounce,’ and I got her.”
Everyone else and then THERE’S TOM
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
How am I going to tell them I lost my job.
I have a wife, and 3 children
Pretty sure that it’s a contractual obligation to give no fucks when cosplaying Deadpool.
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