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Kyle. 24. Law school student. Sugar. Spice. Everything nice. All that jazz.

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Pottermore Username: DraconisMarauder54.

Red Wings, Patriots, Lakers.

I love my girlfriend. I also like Saoirse Ronan, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Watson, Nastia Liukin, Nina Dobrev, Emma Stone, Kelley O'Hara, Dianna Agron, Rooney Mara, Kristin Kreuk, Rachel McAdams, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tina Fey, Helena Bonham Carter, Sandra Bullock, Meryl Streep.

Johnny Depp, Colin Firth, Bill Nighy, Alan Rickman

F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Big Bang Theory, Fringe, Lie to Me, How I Met Your Mother, Sherlock, Homeland, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Bones, Downton Abbey, The Office, Community, Modern Family, Game of Thrones, Misfits, Once Upon a Time, Castle, Sleepy Hollow, Elementary, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., American Horror Story, Supernatural, True Blood, Smallville, Doctor Who, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Friday Night Lights, Mr. Bean, Fawlty Towers, Band of Brothers

Hot Fuzz, The Dark Knight, Armageddon, Drive, Finding Nemo, Zombieland, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Up!, Toy Story Trilogy, Wild Target, The Men Who Stare at Goats, Inception, The Way Back, The King's Speech, 50/50, The Avengers, Pitch Perfect, Gravity, Now You See Me, HARRY POTTER

The Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, Les Misérables, Moulin Rouge, Across the Universe, RENT, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Chicago, A Very Potter Sequel, Beauty and the Beast

The Princess Bride, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Book Thief, One Day, Bossypants, The Alchemist, Candide, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, The Upside of Down, Angels & Demons, Great Expectations, Shakespearean Plays, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Millennium series, The Hunger Games trilogy, HARRY POTTER

25th July 2014

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  • Gryffindor: Do what is right
  • Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
  • Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
  • Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

Tagged: lolHarry Potter

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25th July 2014

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comealongraggedypond:

simplypotterheads:

It’s been over 13 years since I first read PoA and I still can’t believe Harry asked the Minister of Magic to sign his Hogsmeade permission form.

#go big or go home (via pottergenes)

Tagged: lolHarry Potter

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25th July 2014

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jadenstwitter:

Who fuckin names their child “Family”

jadenstwitter:

Who fuckin names their child “Family”

Tagged: lol

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25th July 2014

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Tagged: lolMe.

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24th July 2014

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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

Tagged: lol

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24th July 2014

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Tagged: lol

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24th July 2014

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Tagged: lolCandidly Nicole

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24th July 2014

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taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Tagged: Legen - wait for it - dary. Legendary!lol

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23rd July 2014

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peabuttnelly:

listen here u stale baguette 

peabuttnelly:

listen here u stale baguette 

Tagged: lolEnjolras

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23rd July 2014

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starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

Tagged: lol

23rd July 2014

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nikaalexandra:

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

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THIS IS TEAL

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THIS IS PERIWINKLE

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THIS IS AZURE

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 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

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WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

Tagged: lol

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23rd July 2014

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bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together

Tagged: lolSailor Moon

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22nd July 2014

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ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

Tagged: lolRon WeasleyHermione GrangerHarry Potter

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22nd July 2014

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dovaking27:


Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

dovaking27:

Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

Tagged: lolMichael Jackson

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22nd July 2014

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atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

Tagged: lol

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