Is there any chance you yourself are a time traveller?
I’d rather get a double double and some Timbits.
Insane people get angry about a Coke ad in which America the Beautiful is sung in different languages. Apparently you’re only allowed to be American if you speak English.
Link to the ad if you haven’t seen it.
And this of course is Aragorn’s sword Anduril, Flame of the West, re-forged from the shards of Narsil, given to me by Viggo Mortensen. Now, this has nothing to do with the metaphor - I just want to remind everyone that I have this.
TDS/TCR 2013-11-14 — Make that your last sentence of your entire career in public service, because that is what we call in my business a closer.
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Stephen Colbert dances to Get Lucky by Daft Punk with Hugh Laurie, Jeff Bridges, Jimmy Fallon, Bryan Cranston, Jon Stewart, Henry Kissinger, Nick Cannon, and Matt Damon.
Stephen Colbert reads Anthony Weiner’s texts.
Oh I intend to, motherfucker.
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