Kyle. 23. Concurrent Engineering and Law university student. Sugar. Spice. Everything nice. All that jazz. Ask your mom.
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Pottermore Username: DraconisMarauder54.
Red Wings, Patriots, Lakers.
I love my girlfriend. I also like Saoirse Ronan, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Watson, Nastia Liukin, Nina Dobrev, Emma Stone, Dianna Agron, Rooney Mara, Kristin Kreuk, Rachel McAdams, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tina Fey, Helena Bonham Carter, Sandra Bullock, Meryl Streep.
Johnny Depp, Colin Firth, Bill Nighy, Alan Rickman
F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Big Bang Theory, Fringe, Lie to Me, How I Met Your Mother, Sherlock, Homeland, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Bones, Downton Abbey, The Office, Community, Modern Family, Game of Thrones, Misfits, Once Upon a Time, Revenge, Glee, True Blood, Smallville, Supernatural, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Friday Night Lights, Mr. Bean, Fawlty Towers, Band of Brothers
Hot Fuzz, The Dark Knight, Armageddon, Drive, Finding Nemo, Zombieland, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Up!, Toy Story Trilogy, Wild Target, The Men Who Stare at Goats, Inception, The Way Back, The King's Speech, 50/50, The Avengers, Pitch Perfect, HARRY POTTER
The Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, Les Misérables, Moulin Rouge, Across the Universe, RENT, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Chicago, A Very Potter Sequel, Beauty and the Beast
The Princess Bride, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Book Thief, One Day, Bossypants, The Alchemist, Candide, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, The Upside of Down, Angels & Demons, Great Expectations, Shakespearean Plays, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Millennium series, The Hunger Games trilogy, HARRY POTTER
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#favourite professor #favourite literary character #favourite woman #favourite everything
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A moment for Minerva's sarcasm:
- Minerva McGonagall: Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans
- Minerva McGonagall: I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.
- Minerva McGonagall: I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.
- Minerva McGonagall: Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?
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#I like to imagine that they stay up late and hang out in his office #have a few drinks #braid each other’s hair #talk about boys
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MERLIN’S SAGGY TESTICLES IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS? BACK THE HELL RIGHT UP AND ACCIO YOURSELF SOME FIREWHISKEY BECAUSE SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL. IT’S PROFESSOR MINERVA FLIPPING MCGONAGALL HERE TO SAVE THE DAY AND BRING THE FUCKING CASTLE TO LIFE AND SHIT WHILE YOU JUST STAND BY MAKING OUT LIKE DICKS. THAT’S RIGHT. THE CASTLE. THIS BITCH DOESN’T GO HALFWAY. SHE DIVIDES BY ZERO, GRABS SOME DESKS, AND TAKES ON THE FUCKING DARK LORD BY HERSELF BECAUSE THAT’S JUST HOW SHE ROLLS.
FERRETS? FUCK YOUR FERRETS, THIS BITCH HAS ACCESS TO TIME TURNERS LIKE NO ONE’S BUSINESS AND HANDS THEM OUT LIKE BISCUITS.
REPORTED? HAVE A BISCUIT.
FLYING WITHOUT HER DAMN PERMISSION? EAT THE BISCUIT YOU LITTLE SHIT. YOU DON’T SAY NO TO THIS PROFESSOR. SHE’LL PULL HER WAND OUT FASTER THAN THE AURORS CAN EVEN COMPREHEND AND THEN GET YOU TO SAFETY WHEN THE HEADMASTER DECIDES TO FUCK SOME SHIT UP WITH HIS PHOENIX.
YOU LIKE CATS, DOLORES? FUCK YOU CAT PLATES. MINERVA IS A CAT. THAT’S RIGHT, THIS WOMAN CAN TURN INTO A CAT LIKE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FASTER THAN YOU CAN FLOO YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE.
YOU DON’T KNOW.
YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
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“And now - piertotum locomotor!” cried Professor McGonagall.
And all along the corridor the statues and suits of armor jumped down from their plinths, and from the echoing crashes from the floors above and below, harry knew that their fellows throughout the castle had done the same.
“Hogwarts is threatened!” shouted Professor McGonagall. “Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!”
Clattering and yelling, the horde of moving statues stampeded past Harry: some of them smaller, others larger, than life. there were animals too, and the clanking suits of armor brandished swords and spiked balls on chains.
