Kyle. 23. Concurrent Engineering and Law university student. Sugar. Spice. Everything nice. All that jazz. Ask your mom.
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Red Wings, Patriots, Lakers.
I love my girlfriend. I also like Saoirse Ronan, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Watson, Nastia Liukin, Nina Dobrev, Emma Stone, Dianna Agron, Rooney Mara, Kristin Kreuk, Rachel McAdams, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tina Fey, Helena Bonham Carter, Sandra Bullock, Meryl Streep.
Johnny Depp, Colin Firth, Bill Nighy, Alan Rickman
F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Big Bang Theory, Fringe, Lie to Me, How I Met Your Mother, Sherlock, Homeland, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Bones, Downton Abbey, The Office, Community, Modern Family, Game of Thrones, Misfits, Once Upon a Time, Revenge, Glee, True Blood, Smallville, Supernatural, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Friday Night Lights, Mr. Bean, Fawlty Towers, Band of Brothers
Hot Fuzz, The Dark Knight, Armageddon, Drive, Finding Nemo, Zombieland, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Up!, Toy Story Trilogy, Wild Target, The Men Who Stare at Goats, Inception, The Way Back, The King's Speech, 50/50, The Avengers, Pitch Perfect, HARRY POTTER
The Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, Les Misérables, Moulin Rouge, Across the Universe, RENT, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Chicago, A Very Potter Sequel, Beauty and the Beast
The Princess Bride, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Book Thief, One Day, Bossypants, The Alchemist, Candide, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, The Upside of Down, Angels & Demons, Great Expectations, Shakespearean Plays, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Millennium series, The Hunger Games trilogy, HARRY POTTER
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I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
- punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
- purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
- literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
- Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
- Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
- Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”
Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”
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A moment for Minerva's sarcasm:
- Minerva McGonagall: Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans
- Minerva McGonagall: I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.
- Minerva McGonagall: I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.
- Minerva McGonagall: Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?
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Happy 90th birthday, Betty White!
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It’s excellent shooting. I turn to the Gamemakers. A few are nodding approval, but the majority of them are fixated on a roast pig that has just arrived at their banquet table. Suddenly I am furious, that with my life on the line, they don’t even have the decency to pay attention to me. That I’m being upstaged by a dead pig. My heart starts to pound. I can feel my face burning. Without thinking, I pull an arrow from my quiver and send it straight at the Gamemakers’ table. I hear shouts of alarm as people stumble back. The arrow skewers the apple in the pig’s mouth and pins it to the wall behind it. Everyone stares at me in disbelief. “Thank you for your consideration,” I say. Then I give a slight bow and walk straight toward the exit without being dismissed.
Chapter 7, The Hunger Games
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